10 nerd jokes (part (5x4)-(6+9))

It's been over a year since I last featured any nerd jokes on the Charles Fudgemuffin blog, so that means we're long overdue for another round-up of nerd-inspired paronomasia...

Assault with a salt.

1) If I had 50 pence for every time I got a maths question wrong...
...I'd have £3.76!


2) Breaking news: A teacher has been charged with throwing sodium chloride at a student.
That's a salt.


3) Why is Stephen such a neutral name?
Because its ph is in the middle.


4) Did you hear about the court case for the neutron?
There was no charge.


5) Here's a tip left by a mathematician...

6) A photon arrives at the airport for  flight with no luggage.
The check in assistant asks, "Traveling light?"
The photon replies, "Yes, I am."


7) An opinion without 3.14159265 is just an onion.

8) What's 1 with 100 zeroes after it?
I don't know. Just googol it.


9) Protest sign...

10) Two statisticians were on a flight from London to New York when the pilot announced, "We've lost an engine, but don't worry we've still got three engines.  However, the flight will now take 8 hours instead of 6 hours."

A few minutes later the pilot came on the the tannoy again and announced, "Unfortunately, we've lost another engine, but we've still got two working engines.  The flight will, however, now take 12 hours."

Not long later he came on the tannoy again and announced, "Unfortunately we've lost another engine, so we're down to our last engine.  Unfortunately, that means the flight will now take 24 hours."

One of the statisticians turned to his mate and said, "I really hope we don't lose the fourth engine, otherwise the flight will take forever!"

You can find more cheesy nerd jokes in my previous posts:
10 nerd jokes (part 3)
10 nerd jokes (part √(9+14-7))