Five funny smoking stories for No Smoking Day

As George Carlin once said, "A restaurant having a smoking section is a bit like a swimming pool having a peeing section." His quote is quite topical this week, as it's No Smoking Day on Wednesday, so on that theme here's a health advisory message from the National Smoking Association...

(Original photo by www.tramsmail.se - Translation provided by Charles Fudgemuffin Translation Services Ltd.)

For legal reasons I should perhaps point out that of course the lady in the photo isn't actually 42 and in fact it's just a daft joke.

Here are a few more funny smoking themed jokes and stories...

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Unfortunately, smoking isn't funny, so instead here's a to the point advert by the British Columbia Lung Association...

You can find more smoking related memes and observations in my follow up blog post:
No Smoking Day (part 2)

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