Alternate universe

When you consider some of the things that have gone on in the world over the last few years, you could argue that we're already living in an alternate universe!

Anyway, this week's blog post features a round-up of 'alternate universe' themed photos and observations.

1) Chips and soda flavour soap

To start things off, here are a couple of unusual items found in an alternate universe bathroom.

Mountain Dew bodywash and Doritos face wash.
Credit: imgur

Although I can understand the novelty appeal, why would you want your face to smell like nacho cheese doritos?

Lazy or genius: Christmas edition!

"We wish you a lazy Christmas, we wish you a lazy Christmas, we wish you a lazy Christmas, and a lethargic New Year!"

This week the Charles Fudgemuffin blog takes a look at people who were too lazy to put any real effort into their Christmas decorations and celebrations. However, in some cases, they did at least come up with clever solutions to avoid doing any hard work.

1) Lazy Christmas tree (part 1)

To start things off, this first contender gets double points for laziness. They were too lazy to do their washing, and they were also too lazy to set up a real Christmas tree. However, they showed impressive creativity in coming up with a simple combined solution to both.

Credit: The Laundry Basket

Laundry Christmas!

10 Christmas jokes (part 5)

Christmas will soon be here again, so Merry Christmas to all my readers!

Sticking with the festive mood, here's another batch of Christmas themed jokes...

Merry Christmas!

1) What did the peanut butter say to the grape at Christmas?
"'Tis the season to be jelly!"



2) Why don't Chinese kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they make the toys.



3) What's yellow, sweet and swings through the jungle at Christmas?
Tarzipan.

Silly tautologies (part 5)

Tautologies are just a fancy way of repeating the same thing twice. Which makes them quite a suitable subject for the Charles Fudgemuffin blog, because I often like the repeat the same theme twice (or even five times in some cases) in my blog posts.

This week is no exception, as I feature another round-up of silly tautologies.

Unfortunately, I didn't have any photos of a stupid idiot,
so I had to use this photo of a highly intelligent man instead.

1) Stupid idiot

This is a tautology that me and my friends used quite a lot when we were young. We would often call each other stupid idiots as an insult among friends.

However, it's another obvious tautology. It's safe to say, you don't get many intelligent idiots. Nor do you get many stupid geniuses. I think the fact that an idiot is stupid goes without saying.

So on reflection, what a bunch of stupid idiots we were to call each other stupid idiots!

Amusing car registration numbers

Regular readers of the Charles Fudgemuffin blog will know that I generally like to cover silly and light-hearted subjects. You may therefore be surprised to learn that this week I plan to take a look at car registration numbers.

Admittedly, at first glance, car registration numbers may appear to be not at all silly and in fact quite a sensible subject. However, all of this week's car registration numbers have a silly theme to them!

1) Good boy!

This dog is so well trained that it even does what the car tells him...

1EARUP

"One ear up. Good boy!"