Random silliness (part 5)

I generally like to be moderately silly on the Charles Fudgemuffin blog, but this week I'm going to be even more silly than usual, as it's time for another round-up of random silliness!

To start things off, here's an accurate obseravtion...

1) Baby bunnies look like old kung fu masters.

"Man who catch fly with chopsticks accomplish anything."  Credit: imgur

That reminds me of that song, "Every bunny was kung fu fighting."

Random movie silliness (part 2)

It's the Oscars this week, so that makes it the perfect time to feature another round up of movie themed thoughts, memes and jokes.

1) I suspect that everyone in the left lane has seen Final Destination.

Credit: Magic Beans

Random silliness (part 4)

I'm generally quite silly on the Charles Fudgemuffin blog, but it's been a while since I've been specifically silly. Thankfully, I rectify that this week, as this week's blog post features another batch of random silliness!

1) Here's how to write 'hello' in mandarin.

Credit: @mary_rider

If anyone was hoping for a serious answer, then you're in luck! The serious answer is 'ni hao'.

Personally though, I prefer the silly answer.

Random silliness (part 3)

It's that time again. Time to be silly!

There are many things in the world which can be silly. Putty, seasons, sausages, Billys, even misspelled regions of Italy!

This week the Charles Fudgemuffin blog celebrates all things silly with another selection of random silliness.

1) If you've ever wondered why babies aren't born with teeth, here's why...

Credit: Coffee Creek Studio

Is it just me, or does last baby remind anyone of a baby version of Joey from Friends?

Editor's note: "It's just you, Charles."

Random football silliness!

The 2022/23 Premier League football season comes to an end this weekend, so it seems an appropriate time to feature a random collection of football related silliness!

1) To start things off, here's a rare photo of The Beatles defending a free kick...

Credit: @trevorbmbagency

Liverpool have always been tactically ahead of their time!

Random movie silliness!

It's the Oscars this weekend, an annual celebration where the phonies of Hollywood come together to pat themselves on the back for all their services towards hypocrisy and dishonesty.

If the smug arrogance of the Oscars leaves you feeling nauseated, then as a movie related alternative, this week the Charles Fudgemuffin blog features random movie silliness!

1) This is how Mr Miagi eats his Babybel cheese.

"Wax on. Wax off."

"Either you eat Babybel "yes" or eat Babybel "no". You eat Babybel "guess so", get squished just like grape.”

Random silliness (part 2)

If the world is getting you stressed right now, then here's my suggested antidote ... random silliness!

1) To start things off, here's a very silly, but also totally brilliant pacifier/dummy* for any parent who wants to know what their baby would look like if they had a moustache...

* Delete as appropriate depending on whether you're American or English.

Moustache pacifier/dummy.

He just needs a top hat and a monocle to complete the look.

Random silliness

What the world needs now is more silliness! So with that in mind, this week the Charles Fudgemuffin blog takes a look at silly tweets, silly quotes, and random acts of silliness...

1) To start things off, here's a request from Lorraine for someone to fix this photo of her mum so that her eyes are open. Thankfully, a photoshop expert was able to help her out...

"Can someone fix this picture please of my mum. I'd like her eyes to be open. Her eyes are blue."

I'm sure you'll agree, only a very sharp eyed detective would ever be able to tell that it's been photoshopped!

Silly job titles

Do you call a spade a spade, or a 'soil relocation device'?

A 'soil relocation device', more commonly known as a spade.

As I was leaving the house the other morning a van drove by with the words 'Fluid Transferral Systems' emblazoned across its side. At first I was baffled as to what this actually meant, until at the bottom of the display in small letters I noticed the simple explanation...

'Hoses'

In this day and age there seems to be an ever increasing popularity to invent stupid complicated ways of describing things, especially when it comes to job titles.

So on that theme I thought I would compose a quiz based on some of the long-winded job titles that companies and organisations have used to describe jobs which are traditionally known by a more simple description.

All of the following are real job titles that some daft PR people have come up with. With some of them, by deciphering the jargon you can probably work out what the actual real normal job title is, but in some cases, especially with the last example, even when you see the answer you'll think, "Eh? Which fool came up with that daft job name?"

See how many you can work out, and to start you off, the first job is based on the already mentioned van slogan. You'll find the answers at the bottom of the quiz...