If the world is getting you stressed right now, then here's my suggested antidote ... random silliness!
1) To start things off, here's a very silly, but also totally brilliant pacifier/dummy* for any parent who wants to know what their baby would look like if they had a moustache...
* Delete as appropriate depending on whether you're American or English.
He just needs a top hat and a monocle to complete the look.
2) I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices.
He said, "Charles, you don't have a psychiatrist."
3) The man who invented Spell Check died today.
May he rust in pieces.
4) I couldn't help but chuckle at the amusing way this shopper made their point when they experienced delivery issues with some earrings they ordered...
Coincidentally, that's also proof that the Ferrari they ordered didn't arrive either.
5) I’ll tell you what really annoys me; people who get well-known phrases wrong.
I mean, its not rocket surgery!
6) My mate told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
"No it doesn't," I replied, correcting him.
7) Here's one that clubbers will relate to...
As this lady demonstrates, you're never too old to have fun!
8) Persthingspective.
Sometimes you have to put things into perspective.
9) I arrived early at the restaurant last night, so the manager asked, "Do you mind waiting for a bit?"
"No, that's fine," I agreed.
"Thanks, take these meals to table seven," he replied, "then ask table nine if they'd like to order some drinks."
10) Finally, after all that silliness, let's end things on a serious note with some wise advice from a farmer on twitter...
"Don't leave your cow in the car on hot days."
Not unless you want sour milk!
You can find more silliness in my previous blog post:
Random silliness (part 1)
1) To start things off, here's a very silly, but also totally brilliant pacifier/dummy* for any parent who wants to know what their baby would look like if they had a moustache...
* Delete as appropriate depending on whether you're American or English.
 |
| Moustache pacifier/dummy. |
He just needs a top hat and a monocle to complete the look.
2) I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices.
He said, "Charles, you don't have a psychiatrist."
3) The man who invented Spell Check died today.
May he rust in pieces.
4) I couldn't help but chuckle at the amusing way this shopper made their point when they experienced delivery issues with some earrings they ordered...
 |
| "Some earrings I ordered on Ali Express never arrived and they asked for photo evidence?" |
Coincidentally, that's also proof that the Ferrari they ordered didn't arrive either.
5) I’ll tell you what really annoys me; people who get well-known phrases wrong.
I mean, its not rocket surgery!
6) My mate told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
"No it doesn't," I replied, correcting him.
7) Here's one that clubbers will relate to...
 |
| When your song comes on in the club. |
As this lady demonstrates, you're never too old to have fun!
8) Persthingspective.
Sometimes you have to put things into perspective.
9) I arrived early at the restaurant last night, so the manager asked, "Do you mind waiting for a bit?"
"No, that's fine," I agreed.
"Thanks, take these meals to table seven," he replied, "then ask table nine if they'd like to order some drinks."
10) Finally, after all that silliness, let's end things on a serious note with some wise advice from a farmer on twitter...
"Don't leave your cow in the car on hot days."
Not unless you want sour milk!
You can find more silliness in my previous blog post:
Random silliness (part 1)
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