An elderly man teaching a youngerly child how to ride a bike. |
1611: Elderly
The word 'elder' has been around since before the 12th century, and yet the word 'elderly' wasn't used until 1611. It seems like an obvious oversight to go over four centuries before someone had the idea to add 'ly' to the end of elder to refer to old people.
Having said that, the word 'younger' has also been around since before the 12th century, and we still haven't had the bright idea to refer to young people as 'youngerly'.* I suppose George Lucas came close when he used 'younglings', but as yet no-one has yet thought to use the word 'youngerly'.
* Except me. (c) Charles Fudgemuffin.
1500: Incredibly
Incredibly, the word 'incredibly' was first used in 1500. Actually, I suppose it's not that incredible.
1855: Croquet
Croquet. First mentioned one year before it was invented. |
Old person in 1855: "Do you fancy a game of croquet?"
Old person's mate: "What's croquet?"
Old person: "It's this game that will be invented in a year's time."
Old person's mate: "Then how come you know about it already?"
Old person: "I'm not sure. You'll have to ask wikipedia."
Old person's mate: "What's wikipedia?"
Old person: "It's a website that will be launced in 2001."
Old person's mate: "What's a website?"
Old person (losing his patience): "Look! Do you want a game of croquet or not!?"
This woman has a bibrow. |
1988: Unibrow
Unibrows have been around forever, but apparently it wasn't until 1988 that someone first thought to give them a name.
Incidentally, if a unibrow is called a unibrow, then why aren't two eyebrows called a bibrow?
1656: Sesquipedalianism
Rather appropriately, sesquipedalianism is a word which refers to the tendency to use long words. When it was first used in 1656, it referred specifically to words with many syllables, but nowadays it can also refer to any long word irrespective of its number of syllables.
However, pretty much all long words have lots of syllables, so I'm not sure why modern day dictionary people felt the need to remove the necessity for the long word to have many syllables.
1900: Yummy
If you ate some food back in the 1800s and it was delicious, you'd have to think of a different word to describe it other than 'yummy', because 'yummy' wasn't invented until 1900.
Mmm, |
Editor's note: "Charles, who made you the word police!?"
Charles: "I'm just offering my opinion. People are free to ignore it if they so wish."
12th century: Smell
I was very surprised to discover that the word 'smell' wasn't invented until the 12th century. To me, it seems like an essential word.
However, I suppose centuries ago people weren't the most hygenic, so there was probably a constant smell everywhere you went. And if there was a constant ming, that would negate the need to mention the smell, which would therefore mean there was no need for the word 'smell'.
1991: 3D Printer
Someone has 3D printed the save icon. (Youngerly people might not get this reference.) |
3D printers seem like a very recent thing, but they've actually been around for over 30 years, apparently.
Here are a couple of cheesy 3D printer jokes, which are almost as old as 3D printers themselves...
How do you turn a 3D printer into a 4D printer?
Just give it time.
How do you turn a 3D printer into a 6D printer?
Just print another printer.
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The word 'fly-tipping' is a word used to refer to illegally dumping unwanted waste. However, it's an expression used in England, so it doesn't appear in many American dictionaries. It does appear in my latest book, though ... in fact it's the title! Fly-Tipping is available for kindle from Amazon.
You can find more new words in my previous blog posts below:
New words, and when they were first used (part 1)
New words, and when they were first used (part 2)
Thank you for another entertaining column.
ReplyDeleteI speculate that Eyebrows were initially called Bibrows. The English have a tendency to drop leading consonants, so they were pronounced Ibrows. Over time, the leading I- turned into an Eye- as succeeding generations forgot the origin of the word, hence we have Eyebrows.
Thanks, that's an interesting theory. Bibrows is a cool term. More people should say it!
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