Random silliness (part 4)

I'm generally quite silly on the Charles Fudgemuffin blog, but it's been a while since I've been specifically silly. Thankfully, I rectify that this week, as this week's blog post features another batch of random silliness!

1) Here's how to write 'hello' in mandarin.

Credit: @mary_rider

If anyone was hoping for a serious answer, then you're in luck! The serious answer is 'ni hao'.

Personally though, I prefer the silly answer.




2) I can't believe  my neighbour knocked on my door at 3am in the morning!

Luckily, I was still up playing the drums.




3) In England, it's called a lift. In America, it's called an elevator.

I guess we're just ... raised differently.




4) Can he fix it!?

"Out of order."

No, he can't.

Credit: @themcfet




5) I accidentally used my donor card instead of my credit card when I was ordering some things online.

It cost me an arm and a leg!




6) I've just invented a new word.

Plagiarism!




7) It's fun to be silly, but it can also be fun to be serious. So with that in mind, here's an interesting serious fact regarding the human eye and optical illusions.

Credit: ebaumsworld

The glass of water has clear water in it, but your brain sees it as magenta.

That's because I changed the colour in Photoshop.




8) I'm so grateful when people tell me to drive safely, because then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

Credit: @ItsSheriField




9) My therapist says I'm obsessed with revenge.

I'll show him!




10) Finally, let's round things off with a piece of 'wisdom'.

Credit: reddit

"Life is like a circle, full of twists and turns and the unexpected."

I have to admit, that doesn't sound very much like any of the circles I've ever seen.

If you'd like to enjoy even more silliness, then check out the blog posts below:
Random silliness (part 2)
Random silliness (part 3)

Editor's note: "Charles, why is there no link to part 1?"
Charles: "I figured two additional silly blog posts was more than enough silliness for anyone."