Christmas memes and jokes

It's less than a week until Christmas, so can you guess what this week's blog post theme is about?

Yes, that's right! Christmas! Great guess!*

* If you guessed wrong, then please ignore the above congratulatory message.

Anyway, here are a few memes and jokes on the theme of Christmas.

1) Imagine if you lived at number 5 in this street. Imagine how awkward it would be trying to book a taxi near Christmas time.

5 Gold Rings.
A great address for fans of Christmas, but not so great for anyone trying to book a taxi.

Taxi driver: "Where to?"
Passenger: "Five Gold Rings, please."
Taxi driver: "No, seriously. Where do you want to go?"
Passenger: "Five Gold Rings."
Taxi driver: "Right! That's it! If you're not going to be serious, then get out!"




2) The government are now talking about banning glitter this Christmas!

It's been on the cards for years...




3) Why don't Chinese kids believe in Santa?

Because they make the toys.




4) Here's a sign spotted in the window of a shop which started their Christmas celebrations a little early...

"Only 13 weeks until Christmas!"

So... September then?




5) What kind of labour is illegal at the North Pole?

Sleighvery.




6) The reason why many people don't believe in Santa is because there's a secret society which is trying to discredit him.

The illuminaughty.




7) These elves just got themselves put on the naughty list.

Credit: imgur

Look what the naughty elves are doing to Mr Potato Chip!*

* Formerly known as Mr Potato Head.




8) For Christmas, I bought my wife new beads for her abacus.

It's the little things that count.




9) What Christmas Carol do they sing in a psychiatric hospital?

Do you hear what I hear?




10) Finally, here's an old photo of children listening to Mariah Carey's 'All I Want For Christmas'.

Credit: America's Best Pics

Charles Fudgemuffin would like to wish all his blog readers a fudgetastically muffinabulous Christmas!

I hope you have a happier Christmas than those kids!

More Christmas themed blog posts:
Lazy or genius: Christmas edition!
Funny things kids say (Christmas edition)