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| HD is Yoda. |
1) My wife was so angry at my Star Wars obsession that she screamed, "I'm leaving you!"
"May divorce be with you!!" I replied.
2) What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
"HDMI."
Author of the critically acclaimed 'Remember to put the bins out' note. Other less notable works by Charles can be found for sale on Amazon for kindle.
Saturday, 29 April 2023
Star Wars jokes (part 4)
As Star Wars fans will know, May the 4th is officially Star Wars Day* so as I often like to do at this time of year, in honour of Star Wars Day this week's blog post takes inspiration from Star Wars with another collection of Star Wars themed jokes.
* Inspired be the phrase 'May The 4th Be With You'.
1) My wife was so angry at my Star Wars obsession that she screamed, "I'm leaving you!"
"May divorce be with you!!" I replied.
2) What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
"HDMI."
1) My wife was so angry at my Star Wars obsession that she screamed, "I'm leaving you!"
"May divorce be with you!!" I replied.
2) What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
"HDMI."
Saturday, 22 April 2023
The Idiot Awards (part 5)
Since my last batch of Idiot Awards, there have been many more idiots deserving of recognition for their services towards idiocy.
Here are just a few of the most deserving cases...
To start things off, surely this couple must be the stupidest people alive, and thoroughly deserving of an Idiot Award. I mean, surely her large pregnant belly should have been a little bit of a clue?
I love the look of extreme surprise on their faces!
Here are just a few of the most deserving cases...
1) Surprise Pregnancy
To start things off, surely this couple must be the stupidest people alive, and thoroughly deserving of an Idiot Award. I mean, surely her large pregnant belly should have been a little bit of a clue?
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| Woman with pregnant belly takes a pregnancy test. |
I love the look of extreme surprise on their faces!
Saturday, 15 April 2023
Cats and dogs (part 4)
This week we got to celebrate National Pet Day, so in honor of cats and dogs, here's another collection of random feline and canine thoughts and observations.
1) If a dog jumps on your lap, it is because he loves you.
If a cat jumps on your lap, it is because your lap is warmer.
2) 'Meow' means 'woof' in cat.
3) When cat food and dog food is advertised as a 'new improved flavour', who tests it?
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| "I love doughnuts! Er, I mean, I love my owner."" |
If a cat jumps on your lap, it is because your lap is warmer.
2) 'Meow' means 'woof' in cat.
3) When cat food and dog food is advertised as a 'new improved flavour', who tests it?
Saturday, 8 April 2023
Five stupid sayings (part 6)
The English language has many cool sayings, but it also has quite a few silly sayings. This week the Charles Fudgemuffin blog takes a look at five more of those stupid sayings.
This was a saying that I first heard while watching Prison Break.
The obvious thought that comes to mind is why the need to specify that the donut is a day old? Is a fresh donut any more intelligent than a day old donut?
I'm pretty sure the donut was pretty dumb to begin with, even before it became a day old. If you were to conduct an IQ test on donuts of various ages, I'm pretty sure the relative intelligence levels would come out as equally stupid.
To be fair, I don't think I've heard anyone else say it, so perhaps it's just the character on Prison Break who was as dumb as a day old donut.
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| Donuts may be dumb, but they're also delicious! |
1) As dumb as a day old donut
This was a saying that I first heard while watching Prison Break.
The obvious thought that comes to mind is why the need to specify that the donut is a day old? Is a fresh donut any more intelligent than a day old donut?
I'm pretty sure the donut was pretty dumb to begin with, even before it became a day old. If you were to conduct an IQ test on donuts of various ages, I'm pretty sure the relative intelligence levels would come out as equally stupid.
To be fair, I don't think I've heard anyone else say it, so perhaps it's just the character on Prison Break who was as dumb as a day old donut.
Saturday, 1 April 2023
The Hypocrite Awards
If there's one thing that annoys me more than anything else, it's bloggers that start their articles with a moan!
On an unrelated note **shifty eyes**, something else which annoys me is hypocrites. This week the Charles Fudgemuffin blog highlights some of the many hypocrites found in the world...
The first ever Hypocrite Award goes to National Geographic for sending out an issue that warns about the damage caused by plastic bags. As if to demonstrate the problem, that issue itself was delivered inside a plastic bag!
Credit: @CoralReefFish
To make it even worse, the magazine itself was plastic sealed, and then put into a plastic bag, so it came inside two plastic bags!
From my own experience, magazines seem to come in paper envelopes nowadays, so it appears National Geographic's hypocrisy is hopefully becoming a thing of the past.
On an unrelated note **shifty eyes**, something else which annoys me is hypocrites. This week the Charles Fudgemuffin blog highlights some of the many hypocrites found in the world...
1) Hypocritical Geographic
The first ever Hypocrite Award goes to National Geographic for sending out an issue that warns about the damage caused by plastic bags. As if to demonstrate the problem, that issue itself was delivered inside a plastic bag!
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| Plastic Geographic |
Credit: @CoralReefFish
To make it even worse, the magazine itself was plastic sealed, and then put into a plastic bag, so it came inside two plastic bags!
From my own experience, magazines seem to come in paper envelopes nowadays, so it appears National Geographic's hypocrisy is hopefully becoming a thing of the past.
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