If you're someone who can appreciate nerd humor, then good news! That's because it's time to put on your thinking cap, adjust your glasses* and prepare for another collection of nerd jokes.
* Apologies for the sterotypical nerd reference. Non-glasses wearing nerds are also welcome to read this week's jokes.
Alternatively, if you're not someone who appreciates nerd jokes, then I suggest you look elsewhere! Although if you do want to read the following jokes anyway, then you're welcome to hang around.
1) To start things off, here's a nerd meme for fans of precious metals.
Editor's note: "Technically, Charles, copper isn't a precious metal."
Charles: "Fine! Here's a nerd meme for fans of precious metals and copper."
Editor: "Thank you. That's better."
2) A house fly landed on the window, so I said to it, "What's 3,492 x 5,728?"
Quick as a flash, it replied, "20,002,176."
I thought, "Wow! So its true! House flies can multiply really fast."
3) A Geometry student walks into a bar. The barman says, "y, the long face?"
4) This is what a human hand looks like under a microscope...
On a serious note, I would caution that microscopes don't make good friends.
They always find the smallest flaws in everything!
Editor: "And also, because they're inanimate objects, rather than people."
Charles: "Yes, that too."
5) 6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you're supposed to eat three squared meals a day.
6) How do mathematicians scold their children?
If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times!
7) This next nerd joke is as old as the dinosaurs.
Bonus dinosaur joke:
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in your refrigerator?
The door won't shut.
8) Here's a tip for students. Don't drink water while studying, because according to the rules of chemistry, concentration decreases on adding water.
9) Why can you never trust a mathematician holding graph paper?
He must be plotting something.
10) Finally, let's end with a reminder that calling someone a nerd isn't an insult. It's a complement.
Nerd?
I prefer the term 'more intelligent than you'.
You can find more nerd jokes below:
Nerd jokes (part 86 - (8 x 10))
Nerd jokes (part (4x8)-(5x5))
* Apologies for the sterotypical nerd reference. Non-glasses wearing nerds are also welcome to read this week's jokes.
Alternatively, if you're not someone who appreciates nerd jokes, then I suggest you look elsewhere! Although if you do want to read the following jokes anyway, then you're welcome to hang around.
1) To start things off, here's a nerd meme for fans of precious metals.
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| Credit: imgur |
Editor's note: "Technically, Charles, copper isn't a precious metal."
Charles: "Fine! Here's a nerd meme for fans of precious metals and copper."
Editor: "Thank you. That's better."
2) A house fly landed on the window, so I said to it, "What's 3,492 x 5,728?"
Quick as a flash, it replied, "20,002,176."
I thought, "Wow! So its true! House flies can multiply really fast."
3) A Geometry student walks into a bar. The barman says, "y, the long face?"
4) This is what a human hand looks like under a microscope...
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| Credit: memedroid |
On a serious note, I would caution that microscopes don't make good friends.
They always find the smallest flaws in everything!
Editor: "And also, because they're inanimate objects, rather than people."
Charles: "Yes, that too."
5) 6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you're supposed to eat three squared meals a day.
6) How do mathematicians scold their children?
If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times!
7) This next nerd joke is as old as the dinosaurs.
Bonus dinosaur joke:
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in your refrigerator?
The door won't shut.
8) Here's a tip for students. Don't drink water while studying, because according to the rules of chemistry, concentration decreases on adding water.
9) Why can you never trust a mathematician holding graph paper?
He must be plotting something.
10) Finally, let's end with a reminder that calling someone a nerd isn't an insult. It's a complement.
Nerd?
I prefer the term 'more intelligent than you'.
You can find more nerd jokes below:
Nerd jokes (part 86 - (8 x 10))
Nerd jokes (part (4x8)-(5x5))
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