Long winded waffle in place of a simple description.
|A cover up?|
Or 'Responsible discretion in the national interest..."
"Reponsible discretion exercised in the national interest to prevent unnecessary disclosure of eminently justifiable procedures in which untimely revelation would severely impair public confidence."
Or to put it simply ... a cover up!
More recently, the practise of using long winded mumbo jumbo to describe simple terms seems to have spread to the naming of job titles, and I featured a few of these silly job titles in a previous blog post.
I've featured another batch of confusing job titles below, and once again to make things more challenging I've made it into a quiz. Have a look at the following pretentious job titles and see if you can work out what jobs they actually refer to. If you get stuck you can scroll down the page for the answers...
Silly Job Titles:
1) Director Of First Impressions
2) Gatherer Of Recyclable Material To Help Combat Climate Change Person
3) Derma-Pigmentation Technician For Permanent Cosmetics
4) Highway Environmental Hygienist
5) Beverage Dissemination Officer
6) Field Nourishment Consultant
7) Five A Day Collection Operative
8) Colour Distribution Technician
9) Coin Facilitation Engineer
10) Mortar Logistics Engineer
Scroll down the page for the answers...
|A Derma-Pigmentation Technician For Permanent Cosmetics|
2) Gatherer Of Recyclable Material To Help Combat Climate Change Person – Binman
3) Derma-Pigmentation Technician For Permanent Cosmetics – Tattoo Artist
4) Highway Environmental Hygienist – Road Sweeper
5) Beverage Dissemination Officer – Barman/Barmaid
6) Field Nourishment Consultant – Waiter/Waitress
7) Five A Day Collection Operative – Fruit Picker
8) Colour Distribution Technician – Painter and Decorator
9) Coin Facilitation Engineer – Toll Booth Collector
10) Mortar Logistics Engineer – Builder
This article was written by Charles 'Confectionary Product With A Soft Sweet Flavour Made From Sugar, Milk And Butter', author of the 'Suggested Methods To Facilitate The Protection Of The World' alien comedy books.
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