Sunday, 26 May 2013

"I Don't Speak Japanese."

My daft and stupid hypothetical tattoo.

I'm not really a fan of tattoos as from a fashion point of view I tend to change my opinion of what I like every six months, so something as permanent as a tattoo would be a bad idea for someone like me who changes their mind so often.

However, if I was ever going to get a tattoo then I like Japanese kanji, and I also like daft stupid stuff, so I'd probably go for something which combined the two...

"I don't know.  I don't speak Japanese."
iPhone 5 version (640x1136)

The above wallpaper is the iPhone 5 version which is a resolution of 640x1136, so for any old fashioned people who are still using an iPhone4, here's one in 640x960 resolution:

iPhone 4 version (640x960)

And for any really old fashioned people who are stuck in the Dark Ages and still using an iPhone 3 (*cough* me *cough*), here's one in 320x480 resolution:

iPhone 3 version (320x480)

Just as a matter of curiosity this is the Japanese for, "I dont know.  I don't speak Japanese."

"私は知らない。  私は日本語が話せません"

It's been quite a few months since I last uploaded any iPhone wallpapers (Christmas to be precise) but if anyone is feeling festive(!) this summer then here's the link to my Christmas wallpapers:
Christmas iPhone Wallpapers

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