The funny side of politics

I generally like to cover lighthearted subjects on the Charles Fudgemuffin blog, so that obviously rules politics out.

Or does it?

This week I've decided to attempt an impossible task and feature politics without upsetting anyone. Read on to see if I succeed...

1) Here's a policy that I can certainly get behind...

"Vote no on everything.
We don't need it!
We can't afford it!"




2) What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

3) When government offers to provide a service for the 'good of society'...

"Hissss!
I mean ... wait, what noise do unicorns make? Neigh?"

What do you call a snake that works for the government?
A civil serpent.




4) A human has 46 chromosones.
A potato has 48 chromosones.
Therefore you are only two chromosomes away from being Prime Minister!*

* Applies whichever establishment party is in power.




5) I generally don't make a habit of trusting politicians, but I have to admit, after reading Rick Astley's promises, he definitely gets my vote!

"Rick Astley for Prime Minister.

He will never:
* Give you up.
* Let you down.
* Run around.
* Desert you.
* Make you cry.
* Say goodbye.
* Tell a lie.
* Hurt you.




6) The H in Labour, Conservative, Liberal and Green stands for 'honesty'.

7) "I'm Dan Payton, and I approved this message..."

A candidate with bold ambition.

"Dan Payton.
I'm not running for anything.
I just wanted a sign."




8) A public service announcement for protestors...

It's only protesting if human rights have been violated.

Protesting for not getting your own way is called crying.




9) Finally, this is the best explanation I've seen to describe a politician...

Credit: memedroid

"Mommy, where do politicians come from?"

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Politics can be a polarizing subject, so here's a much gentler subject. Teddy bears!

My book 'Planet Of The Teddy Bears' is available for kindle from Amazon.

If politics isn't your thing, and you prefer subjects like art or fashion, then I've got some great news! The following blog posts cater to your preferences!
The funny side of art
The funny side of fashion