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| Here's a photo for @WheelTod's daughter. |
1) Love at first bite
Me to 2 year old daughter: "I love you."
Daughter: "I love looking at pictures of sharks."
Unfortunately, his daughter's love is for sharks, apparently, not for her parent!
Tweet by @WheelTod
2) Difficult decisions
Me: "Can you guys co-operate if I take you to the store?"
5 year old: "Do we have to decide right now?"
Tweet by @LurkAtHomeMom
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| "We interrupt this blog post to bring you some important news..." |
3) An important message
One from facebook which made me laugh...
"When my toddler is a teenager I must remember to wake them up at 4:45am to tell them that my sock fell off."
4) "My mom is a genius."
"My son told me, 'Mom, you're a genius!'
I was on cloud 9! Then he asked, 'Mom, what's a genius?' Lol...Sigh."
Tweet by @C_KChandra
5) Address / a dress
Kids can sometimes amusingly misinterpret things, as demonstrated by this next post from a friend on facebook...
"Hannah tried filling out a My Little Pony competition form and where it says 'address' she's put what dress she wants. :)"
6) Magical parents
Here's some advice for parents from @MyMomologue on how to develop magical powers...
"Every parent is capable of witchcraft. To turn your child into a snail, simply use the spell, 'Put your shoes on now, it's time to leave.'"
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| The perfect hat for a winter's day! |
7) "This season I shall be mostly wearing..."
Here's an example of the things kids do, rather than the things kids say, which was posted by a facebook friend when she was just about to go out on a cold winter's day...
"Just asked Sally to get my hat. She smiles, toddles off and comes back with a giant multi-coloured sombero!! Not quite the winter look I was going for!"
You've got to love the way kids don't have to follow the regular boring rules of life the way adults do!
8) The wisdom of kids
Kid logic can be extremely clever sometimes...
4 year old: "Can we go get ice cream?"
Me: "It's freezing outside."
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| Grapes. Perfect for non-voluntary sharing. |
You can't argue with logic like that!
Tweet by @XplodingUnicorn
9) A generous sister
This lady has a very generous grand-daughter...
"Catching her in the act, I confronted our 3 year old granddaughter, 'Are you eating your little sister's grapes?' I demanded.
'No,' she innocently replied. 'I'm helping her share.' "
From www.teach-nology.com
10) Sea Gulls
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| A field gull. |
"When seagulls aren't at the beach they're just called gulls."
Tweet by @Super_Pirates
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This blog post was compiled by Charles Fudgemuffin, author of Fly-Tipping, which is available for kindle from Amazon.
You can find more funny things kids say below:
Funny things kids say (part 2)
Funny things kids say (part 3)
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