10 music jokes for National Music Day

Music.
Or rather, headphones.
But I'm using the headphones as a representation of music.

In honour of National Music Day (celebrated on June 21st), this week I've collected a round-up of music themed jokes, featuring dentists, sopranos, and alligator costumes.

1) What did will.i.am say when he went to the dentist?
"I got a filling."



2) Dear R.E.M.

240 Mhz.

Yours sincerely,

Kenneth



3) My mate asked me if Oasis were my favourite band.
I said maybe.

Controversial questions

Mmm, cakes!
Er, I mean ... biscuits.

In the office where I work there's been a lot discussion this week about a controversial subject which has gripped the nation. Not Brexit, obviously - we're all sick of the increasingly ridiculous scaremongering claims in that debate - no, this is a far more controversial subject than whether the UK should remain in the EU. The question which has divided our office is...

'Is a Jaffa Cake a biscuit or a cake?'

The discussion produced some very strongly argued responses, with some people getting very emotional indeed. However, the controversy didn't end there, and our office debate also covered a variety of other controversial subjects, such as...

'Do you eat soup or drink soup?'

And finally...

Commas are important

"Let's eat, guys!" has a very different meaning to, "Let's eat guys!"

Here are a few more examples which demonstrate the importance of commas....

1) "Cooking her family and her dog."

First up, here's a headline on the cover of Tails magazine, a magazine for dog lovers, which would definitely benefit from a comma...

"Rachael Ray finds inspiration in cooking her family and her dog."

10 funny quiz show answers (part 4)

Not a picture of a carnivore,
according to one quiz show contestant.

I'm not particularly a massive fan of quiz shows, but I do enjoy it when contestants give silly answers. So here's another batch of amusingly foolish answers provided by quiz show contestants, with weird and wonderful answers on the themes of dodgy pickles, hovering reptiles and extra-terrestrials...

1) "Was the Tyrannosaurus Rex a carnivore or a herbivore?"
Answer: "No, it was a dinosaur."


2) "Name three places you can apply cream."
Answer: "Er ... Doncaster, Swindon and Leeds."


3) "Name a food you can eat without chewing."
Answer: "Chips."