Sunday, 6 July 2014

10 More Funny Quiz Show Answers (Part 2)

More silly quiz answers from contestants who spoke before switching on their brain...

It's been a few months since I featured a selection of funny quiz show answers on the Charles Fudgemuffin blog (including one from a contestant who reckoned the 'Six Day War' lasted for fourteen days), so here's another batch of silly quiz show answers from contestants who failed to engage their brain in gear before opening their mouths.

A car with two wheels...
(more commonly known as a motorbike).
Once again, all of the following are genuine answers from contestants who appeared on TV and radio shows over the years, and this next batch of geniuses includes experts at spelling, biology and basic arithmetic, as well as someone you definitely wouldn't want to share a lift with...

1) Presenter:  Name an occupation beginning with T.
Contestant:  Doctor.
Presenter:  No, it's T.  T for Tommy.  T for tango.
Contestant:  Oh.  (Pause).  Doctor?

2) Name something your car can have two of.
Answer:  Wheels

3) Name a way of toasting someone.
Answer:  Over a fire.

4) What type of vehicles are used to compete in the legendary Tour De France?
Answer:  ATVs.

5) Name a part of the body people dab perfume on.
Answer:  The tip of the tongue.

6) In traffic, what 'j' is where two roads meet?
Answer:  Jool carriageway

7) Presenter:  How many Olympic Games have been held?
Contestant:  Six.
Presenter:  Higher.
Contestant:  Five.

In a lift you might push the button...
Or 'wee', according to one quiz show contestant.
8) Name something you stroke.
Answer:  A match

9) Name something you do in a lift.
Answer:  Wee

10) Finally, here's an example of extreme generosity from Judy out of Richard And Judy...

Judy:  The American TV show 'The Sopranos' is about opera.  True or false?
Contestant:  True.
Judy:  No, actually it's about the mafia, but it is an American TV show, so I'll give you that.

Eh!?  That's got to be taking generosity to the extreme.  It's not true - it's false - but you were close!  So you can have a point anyway.  So basically, say whatever you want and you'll get a point.

You can find the original collection of foolish quiz show answers at the following link:
10 Funny Quiz Show Answers

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