Saturday, 18 February 2023

Funny supermarket photos (part 3)

If our incompetent Western governments continue the way they are going, doing all they can to disrupt the food supply chain, then in a few months' time we may well have food shortages, and our supermarkets may have empty shelves.

So, while we still can, this week the Charles Fudgemuffin blog pays another visit to the supermarket!

1) Back to school


Presumably, this first supermarket display must be aimed at schools based in London or Chicago?

"Back to school."

Bonus joke:

What do you call a man with a knife sticking out of him?
An ambulance.




2) Error: Does not compute!


Whoever came up with this next offer didn't think things through...

"Limit 3 bread items per customer."
"4 for $5!!

It's as if they're deliberately taunting their customers.




3) Stating the obvious


I was always curious what was in those...

Ingredients: Melon

To be fair, with the chemicals they put in today's food, you can never be entirely sure!




4) Butter


I think it's safe to assume that the staff at this next supermarket are big fans of Ghostbusters...

"Who you gonna call? Goats Butter!"

Don't cross the creams!




5) Advice for idiots


The customers at this next shop must be pretty foolish to need a sign like this...

"This is not an exit."

Surely the shelves filled with milk should have been a clue?

Unless it works like the wardrobe in 'The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe'. Or should that be, 'The Lion, The Witch and the Supermarket Fridge'.




6) Invisibility cloak


Finally, I can't help thinking this is a scam...

"Harry Potter Invisibility Cloak"

At least it's half price, so that's some consolation, I suppose.




You can find more amusing supermarket photos in my previous blog posts:
Funny supermarket photos (part 1)
Funny supermarket photos (part 2)
 

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