Nerd jokes (part (4x8)-(5x5))

If you've solved the sum in the title, then you'll know that this week's blog post is nerd jokes part 7. If you haven't solved the sum in the title, then you'll know anyway, because I've just told you!

A nerd, pictured three days before overmorrow.

Anyway, here's another batch of jokes with a nerdish theme to them...

1) There are three types of people in the world.
Those who can count, and those who can't!



2) The teacher gave us homework and said she wanted us to show that we understood fractions...

...so I only did half of it.

10 music jokes (part 4)

It's National Music Day on June 21st, so taking inspiration from the theme of music, this week's blog post features a collection of musical themed jokes...

Badum, tsch.

1) I was in the Post Office queue the other day when Diana Ross tried to push in.
I said to her, "You can't hurry, love. You'll just have to wait."



2) What did the the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!



3) Surely Jon Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

Funny things kids say (part 10)

A theme I often like to feature on the Charles Fudgemuffin blog is funny quotes by kids. In fact it's featured so often that this is the tenth instalment of 'funny things kids say'!

Anyway, here's another collection of amusing things said by kids...

One kid would rather have a puppy than a brother or sister.

1) Kid's best friend

To start things off, here's a conversation from a video clip that was posted on twitter by @FunnymanPage.

Parent: "Do you want a brother or a sister?"
Kid: "A puppy!"

To be fair, puppies are pretty cool.

2) Incredible!

This funny story from the giraffian website made me chuckle:

My daughter was watching me while I was on facebook, and saw my 'friends'. One of my friends has an image of Edna from The Incredibles as her profile photo, a movie our family loves, especially my daughter! In total amazement, she immediately said, "You know EDNA!?!?!"

It must be so exciting as a kid to discover your parent is apparently friends with one of your favourite cartoon characters!

Stupid autocorrect!

Autocorrect is a great idea in theory, but in reality I find myself correcting autocorrect more than autocorrect corrects me!

Anyway, on that theme this week the Charm Fuddlemuffler Charles Fudgemuffin blog takes a look at autocrat autocorrelation autocorrect...

1) Google were one of the first to introduce a form of autocorrect with their 'Did you mean' search suggestions, as illustrated below...

#irony

Search: "I cant stand being corrected."

Google: "Did you mean I can't stand being corrected."