10 funny quiz show answers (part 6)

It's time for another round-up of amusing quiz show answers, starting with a contestant whose specialist subject most definitely isn't astronomy...

Advice for quiz contestants: Robots don't count as life.

1) "What is the only planet in the universe known to support life?"
"Mars."


2) "Name a weapon in the game of Cluedo."
"Dice."

Hmm, maybe if you're playing against a really bad tempered player...


3) "What fruit has varieties called Mandarin and Seville?"
"Spinach."


4) "Name something you might accidentally leave on all night."
"Your shoes."


5) "Who was assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald in Dallas?"
"J.R."


6) "Which British international team does Gareth Bale play for?"
"Newcastle United."

"We're going to need a bigger bath."

7) "Name a game you can play in the bath."
"Scuba diving."


To round things off, here are a few questions and answers which illustrate the importance of making sure you always listen properly to the question...


8) "How many months begin with a vowel?"
"October."


9) "Which nation borders Iran. Syria or Turkey?"
"Egypt."


10) "Name a TV game show with the word 'family' in the title."
"The Generation Game."

You can find more silly quiz show answers at the links below:
10 funny quiz show answers (part 4)
10 funny quiz show answers (part 5)