Funny things kids say (part 5)

It's been almost a year since my last batch of funny comments by kids, so here are a few more funny things said by kids. Once again, the names have been changed to protect the (not so) innocent.

Beautiful lake, or fiery volcano.
You decide.

1) A smart kid

Some kids can be wise beyond their years...

"My daughter has a valid point... Why do we say, “Go jump in a lake”? Jumping in a lake can be quite nice. We should say, “Go jump in an active volcano.”

Wise, and also quite sadistic.

2) Young love

Here's one kid who already has her future love life planned out...

Mother: "Pearl, what would you do if two boys were fighting over you?"
Pearl: "I would run away and say, “You’re both idiots!”

3) This kid loves his grandad ('s gifts).

Here's a short conversation that one of my facebook friends shared...

Grandad: "Did you enjoy your day with us?"
6 year old: "Yes, but grandad, when you've saved up enough money could you buy me that bigger McQueen car please?"

That's a kid who likes to get straight to the point!

A chicken crossing the road for an unknown reason.

4) Kid joke

Here's a joke written by a kid, and tweeted by @KidsWriteJokes on twitter.

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"He did it for an unknown reason."

5) Naughty daddy!

This was posted on my facebook feed by a friend who found graffiti drawn on her wall...

Mother: "Isabel, did you draw that smiley face on the wall?"
Isabel (after checking who’s not around to pass on the blame): "It was Daddy. He accidentally did it."

Ha, ha, ha! Well at least she said it was an accident, so that daddy didn't get into too much trouble.

"How do you play games on that!?"

6) Mobile phones

Here's a question from a kid who was curious about technology in the olden days...

6 year old: "Is that an old mobile phone?"
Adult: "Yes, but it doesn't have games."
6 year old: "Then what do you do on it?"

A mobile phone without games!? What's the point of that!?

7) Age is just a number.

This was posted by a facebook friend who is still in her twenties...

"I think I better invest in better face cream, just overheard Jenny telling Harriet I'm going to be 54 on my next birthday!!"

Age is just a number. In this case, a very high number.

In Jenny's defence, I can relate to this a bit because when you're young you don't really understand the concept of age properly, and you tend to just group everyone into three groups; young, old and really old.

8) A strange choice of words.

A conversation between two kids, overheard by a twitter user at a friend's house...

Gabrielle: “What do you think of the mess I made?”
Hope: “I think it is wonderful!”

I'm sure her parents agreed with her!

This kid obviously reads the labels on their toys.

9) During hurricane season

This parent has raised their child to be a kind person, and always considerate of other people's well-being.

"I hope there's not a hurricane in China ... because then the world won't have toys anymore!"

Think of the toys! The poor toys!

10) Famous figures from history

Finally, here's an amusing answer to a question on a school test...

"Who was America's first president?"

POTUS1, Getty Images.

"Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to bring it to light."
~Getty Images

You can find more funny things kids say below:
Funny things kids say (part 3)
Funny things kids say (part 568. Just joking - it's part 4.)