Funny supermarket photos (part 5)

The supermarket is a source of food and other household essentials, but it can also be a source of humour!

So on that theme, this week the Charles Fudgemuffin blog takes another lightrearted trip to the supermarket.

1) Boneless donuts

At last! I'm glad someone's finally got around to producing boneless donuts.

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After all, there's nothing worse than biting into a donut and then choking on a bone.

2) Cabbage warning

You have to wonder, 'What previously happened to make this next sign necessary?'

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"Please do not throw cabbages at our staff."

What about Brussels sprouts? Are Brussels sprouts okay?

3) Amusingly confused

My local supermaket was really busy this morning, and frustratingly they only had one till open, so I said to the store assistant, "Excuse me, do you think you could open till two?"

"No, I'm afraid we close at ten every night," she replied.

4) Reverse sale

I like a bargain as much as the next person, but I'm not entirely convinced by this next 'sale'.

Was £35.00

Now £40.00!

Save minus 14%!

5) Round tomatoes

Was the 'round' really necessary?

I know supermarkets are increasingly filling their shelves with artificial and genetically modified 'foods', but as far as I'm aware, we're yet to reach the stage where we have triangular or cubic tomatoes!

6) Good Morning

Sticking with the subject of genetically modified foods...

Customer: "Excuse me, but are these vegetables genetically modified?"
Store assistant: "No, why do you ask?"
Cabbage: "Yes. why do you ask?",

7) Strange math(s)

I think whoever priced up this next offer is the same person who has been calculating the inflation figures for the last few years.

Half price honey roasted ham!

Was £2.65. Now £2. Save 50%!

Editor's note: "For anyone who is curious, you actually save 24.5%."
Charles: "Not me, I didn't save anything because I didn't buy the ham."

8) Natural brown sugar

Finally, when shopping for natural ingredients at the supermarket, remember ... always read the small print.

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"Natural is only a brand name/Trade mark and does not represent it's true nature."

So ... natural brown sugar made with fake sugar!

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Editor's note: "Charles, the blog post is entitled 'funny supermarket photos' and yet items 3 and 8 featured no photos at all."

Charles: "Shush! I'm hoping my less observant readers won't notice."

You can find more fun at the supermaket below:
Funny supermarket photos (part 3)
Funny supermarket photos (part 4)