Funny Amazon reviews (part 2)

It's a few years since I last featured funny Amazon reviews on the Charles Fudgemuffin blog, so here are a few more silly reviews found on Amazon...

1) Senior woman with asthma inhaler

First up, here's a review of a highly desirable top quality product which surely everybody will want to own...

"Hmm what should we put on the wall?"

"My husband and I have been arguing about what to fill the large wall on the stairs with for months, he wanted a mirror, I wanted a large image of an old woman using an inhaler.

Of course I won."

A mirror!? Her husband sounds like a right weirdo! What kind of freak would put a mirror on a wall!?

Surely it's a no-brainer! The image of the old woman using an inhaler wins hands down!

2) How To Avoid Huge Ships

Next up, here's a review of a highly informative and extremely useful book entitled, 'How To Avoid Huge Ships'. Unfortunately, the book proved to be too effective, and ended up ruining the reviewer's holiday...

"Vacation ruined."

"Read this book before going on vacation and I couldn't find my cruise liner in the port. Vacation ruined."

For anyone who enjoyed 'How To Avoid Huge Ships', I also recommend the following book by the same author:

“Sticking Your Head in the Microwave: A Cautionary Tale”

3) The customer fights back

This next review pokes fun at the way Electronic Arts rip customers off by selling them the basic game, then charging extra to buy additional content such as maps, weapons, outfits, etc.

"One star. Unlock additional stars for a small fee."
Beating EA at their own game.

"Congratulations EA. You earned one star. Additional stars can be purchased for £5.49 each."

That's how you turn the tables on those greedy EA mercenaries!

4) A premature review

This next book review provided excellent insight which will surely be of great benefit to many readers...

"Not read it yet. Three stars."

"Not read it yet."

You haven't read it? Then why are you leaving a review!!?!?

Someone has left a reply which summed up my feelings exactly:

"!!!! Duh... If you are reviewing a book you are supposed to read it...

Preferably BEFORE you post a review."

5) The origin of Godzilla!

Finally, to round things off, here's a review from one unfortunate customer who bought a tub of uranium ore and ended up with more than they bargained for!

Uranium ore.
Available from Amazon.

"I  left this product next to my pet lizard, unfortunately now he's 350ft tall now and is currently destroying Tokyo, Japan."

You can find more funny Amazon reviews in my original blog post:
Funny Amazon reviews (part 1)