However, Fight Club isn't the only club to have a first rule. There are lots of other interesting clubs with first rules. Here are just a few...
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| These naughty dogs haven't been paying attention to the first rule of Dog Club! |
1) Dog Club
The first rule of Dog Club is...
You don't bark about Dog Club.
2) Clickbait Club
The first rule of Clickbait Club is...
You don't talk about rule number one, but rule number six will shock you!
3) Latecomers Club
The first rule of Latecomers Club is...
I'm not sure. How about I tell you the second rule instead?
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| Palindrome Club, pictured last night. |
4) Palindrome Club
The first rule of Palindrome Club is...
Si bulc emordnilap fo elur tsrif eht.
5) Assumption Club
The first rule of Assumption Club is...
I think we all know what the first rule of Assumption Club is.
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| Theatre Club must get really confusing if you're an anaesthetist who also enjoys acting. |
6) Theatre Club
The first rule of Theatre Club is...
Always leave them wanting more.
Legal disclaimer: This depends on what type of theatre you are referring to. It's a great rule for actors, but not so good for anaesthetists!
7) Passive-Aggressive Club
The first rule of passive-aggressive club is...
You know what, never mind. Forget it.
8) Culture Club
The first rule of Culture Club is...
You don't really want to hurt me. You don't really want to make me cry.
Editor's note: "That was two rules, Charles."
Charles: "That's just the generous kind of guy I am."
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| Procrastiona... Actually, I'll finish typing the caption later. |
9) Procrastination Club
The first rule of Procrastination Club is...
Maybe I'll get around to posting it tomorrow.
10) Humble Club
The first rule of Humble Club is never be condescending.*
* That means to talk down to people.
You can find more first rules for alternative clubs below:
The first rule of Fight Club is (part 1)
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