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| "That will need changed." "But how many people will it take to change it?" |
Two. One to change the light bulb, and one to complain that it's electric.
2) How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but they have to do it when you're just about to eat your dinner.
3) How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes
4) How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb, and the other to vote for higher taxes.
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| "Have you tried switching it off and on again?" |
5) How many tech support staff does it take to change a light bulb?
We have received your request regarding your hardware problem. Please quote Service Order Number 618273 on any future correspondence regarding this issue. Your request is currently 5th in the queue and will be dealt with as soon as a technician becomes available.
6) How many BBC viewers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They prefer being in the dark.
7) How many YouTubers does it take to change a light bulb?
First hit like and subscribe to find out!
8) How many Wall Street protesters does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They don't change a thing.
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| A pessimist, pictured yesterday. |
9) How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
What does it matter. It's just going to go out anyway.
10) How many Hollywood celebrities does it take to change a light bulb?
One. They hold the bulb and let the world revolve around them.
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'The Darkness And The Light' is a short story by Charles Fudgemuffin. It doesn't feature light bulbs, but it does have the word 'light' in the title, so I thought I would promote it based on that tenuous basis!
More light bulb jokes:
Light bulb jokes (part 1)
Light bulb jokes (part 2)
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