Sunday, 4 May 2014

Star Wars Jokes

May The 4th Be With You...


Darth Maul takes time out of his
busy schedule to pose for a photo.
As today is officially Star Wars Day I thought it would be an appropriate time to round up a few Star Wars jokes.  Most of these are really old so apologies in advance if you have to dust off the cobwebs...

1) Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi are out for a meal at a Chinese restaurant.  Ben notices that Luke is struggling to use his chopsticks, so after a while he finally says, "Use the forks, Luke."


2) Here's one for Star Wars Chemistry nerds...

NaCl
------
NaOH

The base is under a salt!


3) Darth Vader made me some toast but it was a bit on the dark side.


4) Apparently Luke wanted to marry the Wampa that caught him on Hoth, but he didn't go through with it cos he got cold feet.


5) What happens when a blue twi'lek dives into red water?
They get wet.


6) Darth Vader:  Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas.
Luke:  No, it's not true!
Darth:  It is true, Luke. Trust your feelings.
Luke:  No!  How do you know?
Darth:  I have felt your presents.


7) When a Jedi's marriage is over, they use divorce.


8) I heard that Anakin Skywalker's Darth Vader suit was really expensive.  Apparently it cost him an arm and a leg.


Finally, here's an amusing video of Darth Vader trying to blow out the candles on his birthday...



Happy Star Wars Day!

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Darth Fudgemuffin, sorry ... Charles Fudgemuffin is the author of the 'How To Save The World' alien comedy books which are available for Kindle from Amazon:
How To Save The World: An Alien Comedy


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The 'How To Save The World' books
by Charles Fudgemuffin
Charles Fudgemuffin is the author of the alien comedy 'How To Save The World' books which are available for Kindle from Amazon.  The first book in the series is available from the following link:
How To Save The World: An Alien Comedy

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Please note, the 'How To Save The World' books contain material suitable for ages 18+ and are not recommended for prudes or squares.