10 fart facts

February 5th is National Fart Day! So to, er ... celebrate*, this week the Charles Fudgemuffin blog features ten fart facts! Of course, the Charles Fudgemuffin blog would never stoop to childish humor, so all the folowing fart facts are reported purely for educational purposes. ** shifty eyes **

Uranus, pictured with the other planets of the
Solar System, and also a satellite and a space shuttle.

Note: For the benefit of stupid people, this illustration is not to scale.

* Although perhaps that's the wrong word.

1) Ironically, Uranus smells like farts due to hydrogen sulfide in its atmosphere.




2) In the Malayalam language spoken in south west India, there are two words for farts. One word for when the fart makes a noise and one word for a silent fart.