Dead Men Tell No Tales

Dead Men Tell No Tales
by Charles Fudgemuffin

Good news! My latest book, 'Dead Men Tell No Tales' was released last week. Without giving away too many spoilers, the title of the book gives a slight hint as to the direction the plot may possibly take.

Anyway, to publicise 'Dead Men Tell No Tales', this week's blog post takes a light-hearted look at the subject of death...

1) Wild advice

If you encounter a polar bear in the wild, lie down and pretend you're dead.

It's good practice for when you'll be really dead, two minutes later.

2) Silly questionnaire

I've featured stupid questions before on the Charles Fudgemuffin blog, but the following question found on an insurance application form has to be the stupidest of them all...