Every year I like to try to gain experience and learn more useful knowledge, so what better way to end the year than by sharing some of that knowledge with another round-up of silly top tips!
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| "Who's that handsome fellow in the mirror?" |
'Congratulations' on your baby.
Congratulations on 'your' baby.
Congratulations on your 'baby'.
Credit: @life_lamp
2) Save money on expensive mirrors by keeping a photo or drawing of yourself, or by just remembering what you look like.
3) Pensioners: Avoid complications and arguments over your inheritance by simply turning on your heating this winter.
4) Chocolate lovers: Revisit those 'fun size' chocolate bars of your childhood by simply buying the supposedly normal sized ones now.
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| Couch potato: "Look at this excellent couch I got for free ... er, I mean, for £100." |
5) Want to get rid of an old couch? Simply leave it outside with a sign saying, "£100, call 0782387***" on it.
Someone will steal it under the foolish belief that it was worth £100!
6) If you are more than ten metres ahead of someone, don't hold the door open for them. You're not doing them a favour, you're just making them run.
7) Do unfit people a favour by holding the door open for them when you're more than ten metres ahead of them.
8) The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
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| "What are you reading?" "It's advice on how to trick people at the fairground." |
9) Appear intelligenterer by using long words unirregardlessly of their relevanceness.
10) Fool people into thinking you're good at throwing stuff by walking around a fairground carrying a coconut, a cuddly toy, and a goldfish.
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If you've got any amusing advice of your own, then feel free to leave a comment.
You can find more silly top tips in my previous blog posts:
Top tips (part 1)
Top tips (part 2)
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