How many ... does it take to change a light bulb? (part 4)

As has become something of a tradition on the Charles Fudgemuffin blog, this week features another collection of light bulb jokes to celebrate National Light Bulb Day.

Wow! An entire blog post all about me!

1) How many jazz musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A one, a two, a one two three four!



2) How many Chelsea managers does it take to change a light bulb?
No-one knows. Chelsea managers rarely last longer than a light bulb.



3) One.
How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?



4) How many WHO officials does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the light bulb, and one to cover up for the Chinese regime.

An Apple user, pictured yesterday.

5) How many Apple users does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.



6) How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?
100. One to change the bulb and 99 to write the environmental impact report.



7) How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?
This subject was carried forward from the last board meeting, and is still unresolved pending the completion of action items 2 and 7, as well as the pending discussions which remain uncompleted, and an oustanding contingency report from Harry, so the subject will once again be carried over again to the next board meeting.



8) How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored throat lozenges.

A steam locomotive.

Editor's note: "Charles, why have you included a photo of
a steam locomotive in a blog post about light bulb jokes?"
Charles: "Look closely..."

9) How many BBC journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the light bulb, and one to report that the bulb hasn't been changed.



10) How many UFO fanatics does it take to change a light bulb?
One. You don't believe me, do you? I've got photos for proof! Can you see that smudge? Well, just squint your eyes a bit...

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My short story 'The Darkness and the Light' doesn't feature any light bulbs, so if you're looking for more light bulb jokes, then you won't find any if you read 'The Darkness and the Light'.

However, you will find more light bulb jokes in my previous blog posts:
Light bulb jokes (part 1)
Light bulb jokes (part 2)
Light bulb jokes (part 3)