Controversial questions (part 3)

Once again on the Charles Fudgemuffin blog it's time to risk putting civility, politeness and good manners aside as we take look at another selection of controversial questions featuring emotionally polarising subjects such as pizza toppings, modern art, and bacon sandwiches.

"Hey, man! I'm, like, way too cool for pizza!"

To start things off, here's a subject that I didn't even realise was controversial until a few months ago...

1) Is pineapple an acceptable pizza topping?

Pineapple is one of my favourite pizza toppings, so not only do I find it acceptable, but I find it an extremely excellent idea! However, I recently discovered that some people find the idea of putting pineapple on your pizza controversial.

In fact my cousin finds the idea of pineapple on a pizza to be totally bizarre and completely unacceptable. And apparently in some parts of Italy, putting pineapple on a pizza in a criminal offence. #NotReally

But which side of the debate do you agree with?

Is pineapple an acceptable pizza topping or not?

Unfortunately I couldn't find any examples of bad
modern art, so I had to instead feature this strange
statue, which is of course extremely excellent.
*shifty eyes*

2) How would you sum up modern art?

Modern art can be another controversial subject, provoking a range of reactions right across the spectrum. From bad at one end of the scale, to extremely bad at the other end of the range of opinions.

Personally, I side with the extremely bad camp, but incredibly, there are some people who claim modern art is just merely bad, rather than extremely bad.

But what about you?

How would you rate modern art?

3) Bacon sandwich condiments?

"Tomato ketchup! That's terrible!
Everyone knows you should use brown sauce!"

Finally, to round things off, here's a subject which caused a great deal of controversy at my work place recently when our local sandwich shop got the sandwich orders wrong. It sounds like a simple enough question, but as I recently discovered, it can produce very emotional reactions...

Do you prefer tomato ketchup or brown sauce on your bacon sandwich?

I'd say that personally I have a slight preference towards brown sauce on a bacon sandwich, but if there was only red sauce, then it wouldn't be the end of the world. However, when a number of sandwiches came back with the wrong sauce, some of my colleagues were so upset that they vowed never to buy a sandwich from the sandwich shop every again!

But what about you?

Do you prefer red or brown sauce on you bacon sandwich?


Of course, this leads to the question of whether it's called a bacon roll, bacon bun, bacon bap, etc, but that was covered in a previous controversial debate.

If you're craving a further fix of controversy then check out the blog posts below:
Bread bun, bap, cob, scone, roll, barm or muffin?
Is a KitKat a chocolate or a biscuit?'
Controversial questions (part 2)