An analysis of some unusual Google searches.
When most people think of Google they probably think first and foremost of the Google search engine, then maybe after that they perhaps think of things like Google Earth and Gmail.
Searching for Santa on Google. |
For example, did you know that every month 91 people actually search for:
‘Drinking urine good or bad?’
Unbelievable! I mean what sort of a fool needs to seek further advice as to whether drinking urine is good or bad? Apparently there must actually be people out there who think, ‘Hmm, I wonder if I drank my own urine, would that be good or bad?’ So then they decide to consult Google. Er ... what!?
Anyway, moving swiftly onto a nicer subject next which brought a smile to my face. Every month on Google there are an average of 301,000 searches for:
‘Is Santa real?’
How times have changed. In the olden days you would maybe find out from a mate’s older brother or sister that Santa wasn’t real.* Or maybe if you were like me you would maybe do some sums based on how many people there are in the world and you’d realise that Santa couldn’t possibly have enough time to visit everyone in a single night. However, nowadays if you’re a kid and you want to know if Santa is real, you just google it.
* If any young children happen to be reading this post then please note that Santa is of course real and your mate’s older brother or sister is just lying.
Santa's phone number, partially pixelised to respect his privacy. |
‘What is Santa’s real phone number?’
Not his fake phone number, but his real phone number. The thought of kids logging on to their computers and googling Santa’s phone number brings a smirk to my face. And also the fact that they apparently feel the need to clarify that they want his real phone number and not just some made-up number, is also an amusing insight into the way kids’ brains work.
Anyway, ‘What is Santa’s real phone number?’ gets on average 320 searches per month. That must be what the smart kids search for. They’re obviously one step ahead of their mates and they’ve decided they want to call Santa directly to tell him what presents to bring.
Moving on to the next search terms, I was absolutely shocked beyond belief by the following set of figures, but I promise you these are the actual real figures which I got from Google Keywords Tool. Believe it or not, the search term...
‘Camper van’
...gets on average an impressive 450,000 monthly searches in the UK. Nothing particularly remarkable about that you might think until you consider that rather more surprisingly, the search term...
‘Swedish girls’
Swedish girls. Of minor interest to camper van loving Brits. |
Wow! What a bunch of fools! Have they never seen Swedish girls!? What are these people thinking!? I know which one I’d rather search for! In fact I probably account for at least half of those ‘Swedish girls’ searches made in the UK.
As well as revealing how many searches are made each month, Google Keywords Tool also reveals which terms advertisers prefer to bid on by assigning each search term a competition rating. Potential advertisers can use these ratings to estimate which search terms would be comparatively cheap to advertise against and which would be a bit more pricey.
If anyone’s interested, at the time of writing the competition ratings for the search terms mentioned in this post were as follows:
Drinking urine good or bad? | 0.01 | |
Is Santa real? | 0.55 | |
What is Santa's real phone number? | 0.18 | |
Camper van | 0.87! | |
Swedish girls | 0.04? |
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