Ducks, functions and radioactive cats...
As I mentioned in a previous post, I've got a bit of a soft spot for nerd jokes, so as it's been a while since I last featured any nerd jokes on my blog I think therefore that means it's time for another round up.
1) What does a subatomic duck say? Quark.
2) A logician tells his mate his wife has just had a baby.
"Is it a boy or a girl?" his mate asks.
"Yes," the logician replies.
3) What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?