Wednesday, 13 March 2013

Free Kindle Book!

How To Save The World: An Alien Comedy ... free on selected dates!


How To Save The World: An Alien Comedy
by Charles Fudgemuffin.
Charles Fudgemuffin is happy to announce that from Wednesday 20th March to Sunday 24th March, his debut comedy novel 'How To Save The World: An Alien Comedy' will be totally free from amazon for Kindle and the Kindle app.

My advice therefore for anyone currently considering downloading the book would be to buy it quickly in the next few days, otherwise if you wait until next Wednesday you'll get it for free which means I won't get any royalties.


(Editor's Note: The original free promotional period has now ended.  Big thanks to everyone who downloaded the book and to put everyone's mind at ease, you can rest assured that if you buy the book now Charles Fudgemuffin will once again receive royalties.)
 

Here are the links where you can find the book on Amazon:
US: How To Save The World: An Alien Comedy
UK:
How To Save The World: An Alien Comedy

For the benefit of anyone who hasn't read 'How To Save The World: An Alien Comedy' yet (I presume there are still one or two people out there who this applies to!), this is the blurb:


‘Aliens from the planet Fem have decided that as compassionate citizens of the galaxy they have a duty to alleviate suffering and affliction from the rest of the galaxy.

In the majority of cases this will involve sharing their unprecedented prosperity and quality of life with those planets less fortunate than themselves. Of course, in a minority of extreme cases this will also involve eliminating life from those planets in the galaxy where the level of suffering is simply too great to alleviate.

Unfortunately for Earth, the Femlings have deemed us one such planet...’

And to give you an example of the sense of humour, here's a short quote from the book:


“Look, man.  Calm down, you daft fool. I promise you, man … we’ve got no intentions of doing an anal probe on you.  Why would we fly halfway across the galaxy to visit a different civilisation, and then when we get here, like, we go, ‘Hmm, how shall we interact with this new civilisation?  I know!  We’ll stick things up their bum!’  You’re proper mental, you, man.”

 

Eric and Jixyl The Alien from
'How To Save The World: An Alien Comedy'
Amazon operate their free book schedule on Pacific Standard Time which is 8 hours behind UK time, so any UK insomniacs planning on setting their alarms early on Wednesday 20th March 2013 should be aware that they'll have to wait until approximately 8am to get the book for free.

How To Save The World: An Alien Comedy is suitable for readers with a daft sense of humour, but I would also add a note of caution that it's definitely not suitable for prudes or squares.  I'm grateful for all downloads though, so even if you're a prude or a square then please feel free to download it ... just make sure you don't read it otherwise you might possibly get slightly offended.

As I say, I massively appreciate anyone who takes the time to download the book and if you then take the time to read the book (or even the first chapter) then that's even better again!  So if you own a Kindle (or the Kindle app) and you've got a daft sense of humour then please take the time to download How To Save The World: An Alien Comedy during the free book promotion and give it a read.  Also, if you know anyone else who might possibly enjoy it then please help spread the word about the free promotion.

Update: The free period has now ended but you can still sample the first three chapters for free on amazon's website.  Go to the amazon links below and then either:
1) Click on the book's cover to bring up the 'Click to look inside!' feature and read the chapters online.

2) Or click the 'Send sample now' button at the right hand side of the screen to send a free sample to your Kindle device.

Amazon links:
US: How To Save The World: An Alien Comedy
UK:
How To Save The World: An Alien Comedy

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2 comments:

  1. Great stuff Chuck! (May I call you Chuck, or do you prefer "Fudgie"?) Very funny and all too true (but made up, of course). Across the pond I'm working on second and third installments of R. Nevada, S.P.I., my tongue-in-cheeky Strange Phenomena Investigator stories...

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  2. Glad you found my book funny and good luck with your second and third installments.

    I know how time-consuming (but rewarding) it can be to write a trilogy as I originally expected my How To Save The World trilogy to be all wrapped up in one book. However, the story soon developed a life of its own and it ended up spiralling into three stories spanning six books.

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About The Author

The 'How To Save The World' books
by Charles Fudgemuffin
Charles Fudgemuffin is the author of the alien comedy 'How To Save The World' books which are available for Kindle from Amazon.  The first book in the series is available from the following link:
How To Save The World: An Alien Comedy

As with all Kindle books, you can also download a free sample of the first few chapters.

Please note, the 'How To Save The World' books contain material suitable for ages 18+ and are not recommended for prudes or squares.